September 29, 2009
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Above is the jingle for the Ab Circle Pro, currently being sold on your favorite shitty cable network (mine is NatGeo!) at about 3 a.m. I shudder to think exactly how this jingle came about, but it sure is catchy. It sounds like they got 15 people, none of whom could sing, together in a phone booth to record this one.